Nov 2, 2008

WHAT AN ASS


You may know what this is but if not allow me to tell you. It is for a colonoscopy.

You know what I will be doing today.. My procedure will be done tommorrow at 8 am and they say I will be "legally" impaired until the next day...So my ass of a boss says.." Oh..it will be okay..they just say that..so you could come for half a day" WHAT AN ASS!! and no I will not be coming for any part of the day...

I will be eating....ALL DAY LONG!!! I had dinner at 5:00pm last night and thats it. Not allowed any food at all today..only clear broth and jello..and alot of Gatorade..yuk...

So I hear this commercial all the time that says you can have up to ten pounds of waste stuck onto your intestinal walls....so I should come out 10 lbs lighter. Also..my surgeon said to weigh myself before I start drinking the "stuff" and if I lose more that 5lbs I am to call the hospital. Are you crazy..if I lose 5lbs and then 10lbs that she can remove..that's 15lbs and I just may have to drink some more of that "stuff" next Sunday for another 5!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope everything goes well with your test. A woman I know said she lost 4 pounds. Hard to beleive that when you think you are eating alot of fiber and eating healthy there can still be that much inside. Good Luck

Deb A said...

Hope it goes well. Enjoy eating all day long after your procedure!

Laurie said...

oh ew...i hate the prep for a colonoscopy. EW EW EW! good luck though...i hope it goes well!

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