You may know what this is but if not allow me to tell you. It is for a colonoscopy.
You know what I will be doing today.. My procedure will be done tommorrow at 8 am and they say I will be "legally" impaired until the next day...So my ass of a boss says.." Oh..it will be okay..they just say that..so you could come for half a day" WHAT AN ASS!! and no I will not be coming for any part of the day...
I will be eating....ALL DAY LONG!!! I had dinner at 5:00pm last night and thats it. Not allowed any food at all today..only clear broth and jello..and alot of Gatorade..yuk...
So I hear this commercial all the time that says you can have up to ten pounds of waste stuck onto your intestinal walls....so I should come out 10 lbs lighter. Also..my surgeon said to weigh myself before I start drinking the "stuff" and if I lose more that 5lbs I am to call the hospital. Are you crazy..if I lose 5lbs and then 10lbs that she can remove..that's 15lbs and I just may have to drink some more of that "stuff" next Sunday for another 5!
3 comments:
Hope everything goes well with your test. A woman I know said she lost 4 pounds. Hard to beleive that when you think you are eating alot of fiber and eating healthy there can still be that much inside. Good Luck
Hope it goes well. Enjoy eating all day long after your procedure!
oh ew...i hate the prep for a colonoscopy. EW EW EW! good luck though...i hope it goes well!
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laurie
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